guidbro

n. The rare mating of a Long Island or Staten Island guido with the Abercrombie polo popping college bro.

"Dude, check that guidbro wearing at least 4 popped collared shirts. Let's go fuck up his hair."

by justinequiet April 9, 2008

Nigger Gliders

The little Basterd Who scares the living Shiitake out of Leslie. Also known as the Sugar Glider.

Yeah he just scared Leslie
Damn Nigger Gliders

by Caaal Aronya July 4, 2011

guido tuxedo

Denim on denim. Namely a denim jacket coupled with denim pants. The jacket can be worn buttoned or unbuttoned but buttoned looks more official.

Dude, what's with the guido tuxedo? 1980 called and wants its outfit back.

by eerie December 22, 2004

GIDEON

Is a dumb fuck and a little bitch who never pays attention in class. He is normally dark skinned and runs outside like a girl. His ass gains so much mass you can't explain whats the difference, he has the biggest nose in the world that is shaped like a lion. So whenever you see this man he will probably be hiding in the bush picking bum you might even realise that he may look like a koala fucking a turtle in the bush.

1:Duke Bro did you see that son of a bitch Gideon!
2:Luke Yeah bro he looks like a girl with a big fat ass
3:Duke Bro that Gideon is such bum i wanna jiggle that ass next time i see him hiding the bush!

"Man is that a Gideon banging around the bush".

by Mr fuk u jong ding dong October 24, 2018

Guido

A word that has no limitations, and the only synonym for this word is guido itself. This is a word that can be used in any sentence at any time replacing any part or grammer, and can be used as an exuse whenever.

Dave you drank the hole fucking thing!?

..guido

by daaaaaaaasxdms.mksffdasa;da;dafa;a;adsafaadads May 22, 2008

Guidese

The native language spoken by Guidos and Guidettes as in Jersey Shore, Jerseylicious and the Sopranos.

Guidese
Juicehead Gorilla
Grenade
Grenade Launcher
GTL
DTF

by Kissey June 12, 2011

guidely

He is a sweet heart all the girls would want him and his eye are like stars he is the best thing a girl would want and if he has a girlfriend she would not want to let him go he is like the,definition of love.

Wow Guidely you are so kind

by tatiyana127@gmail January 27, 2016