crazy golf

Crazy golf is golf with a twist! Played for fun and enjoyed by all!

Brandon - ”heyor Leon, I swurr yer da brings his own clubs to crazy golf”
Leon - ” here proper shut up, ma’s loife he doesn’t outstraigh”

by Anto. January 22, 2023

gorilla golf

basketball

When Lebron James dunks the basketball, that is gorilla golf at its finest.

by Convict's Comic May 24, 2023

Nichola Grolman

Nichola Grolman is a very nice girl. Her favorite color is purple. Nichola is a very smart girl. She is a daredevil and is an adventure seeker. She is not afraid to tell others what she believes in and is a good friend who will stick up for you no matter what. Nichola has a weird obsession with toes and eats a strange amount of pickles (five jars a day). Never trust Nichola when you have no socks on, because she won't be afraid to bite you.

Nichola Grolman watched me do your dad. She later joined me.

by ieatchocolatesauce May 25, 2023

Belmar Golf Club

A hideout for ugly older lesbian women that are married to misogynistic weirdo men.

I saw a waitress get her ass slapped at Belmar Golf Club. Nobody cared or really did anything about it. The girl is in therapy now, I hope she comes out alright.

by Eat Good Eat Good June 25, 2023

Jon Groller

Jon Groller is a generic science teacher

Person 1:OMG LOOK, ITS JON GROLLER
Person 2: cool I guess

by DirpDiamond May 10, 2023

goth golf

Goth golfing

Playing 18 holes with 18 random goths to decide par on each hole you pick a random goth and count their scars

Mate: “finally found 18 goths, fancy a round of goth golf”

Mate 2: “aye keemon”

by Goth golfer September 3, 2023

slob golf

Public golf course players wearing slob like attire mostly overweight men or beginners usually oversized loudly designed shirts untucked along with long baggy active wear shorts meant for laying on the couch.

“I don’t feel like playing with a group of Slob Golfers at the muni course down the block”

“Yo dude all the county facilities are infected with Slob Golf in every group on the course”

“I hate playing slob golf with shitty public players wearing 3XXX Hawaiian sized shirts hanging over there big belly’s”

by Judgerichie August 10, 2024