Speedy Goose

A guy, typically younger, who can get in, finish, and get out in under 15 seconds.

Jessica: I had the worst night of my life yesterday.
Parker: What happened?
Jessica: The guy I went home with was a speedy goose. It took him longer to put the condom on.

by Oceaninto January 5, 2017

throat goose

When deepthroating a penis, a person who 'inhales' / quickly deepthroats said penis in a very short amount of time and then follows up by biting the dick forcefully after they ejaculate is often referred to as a 'throat goose', mostly for the implication of the 'long' neck and aggressive biting action .

INHALE THE DICK!! BITE OFF THE DICK!!!! THAT'S A THROAT GOOSE ALRIGHT!

by M.P.D Tarantula November 18, 2017

mecha goose

A mechanical goose, half goose, half robotic. Most times it has a sad back story with an arch rival such as Evil Duck.

We can make him stronger, we can make him into a mecha goose.

by HailToTheDock January 16, 2018

rubber goose

a third wheel, but better phrase

boy: does your friend really have to rubber goose again?

by peaceandloveabby May 29, 2018

miranda geise

An annoying person who tells you r secrets to the world

Me: I can't believe Miranda geise told everyone I have a boyfriend -oh wait-I can believe it because she does it all the time!

by Ashlynn and Gage June 23, 2018

Angry Goose

Eating a girls ass and then bite her out of nowhere

How did your date go,
Not so good I accidentally give her the angry goose.

by Goose.realm March 1, 2019

open goose

When you shove goose feces up your partner's butthole and they in turn force the excrement out of their butt into your mouth

the surprise was that i couldnt tell what was the goose poop and his poop when we were doing the open goose!

by bigbootyjudygal June 28, 2020