Hat Goat

A Goat that carries around an assortment of hats, attempting to distract potential Goat Peelers from their virtuous missions by offering the appeasement of a free hat in exchange for the omission of his skin, fur and gristle being forcefully removed from his haggard Goat body.

Hat Goat: "Excuse me sir...are you the uh.......Goat Peeler?"

Peeler: "Yes. I am the Peeler."

Hat Goat: "May I offer you one of my beautiful hats in exchange for my life?"

Peeler: "No. I've already got a hat. You're fucked."

by Jeffy the Retarded Beaver August 19, 2007

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bad goatee

noun: facial hair around a man's mouth which resemble the hair around a woman's genitalia.

That dude has a bad goatee; it looks like a vagina.

by Larry McDorchester April 29, 2008

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Iced Goat

when you give someone the goat, rub the lip of a smirnoff ice on your ballsac, and make them drink it while down on one knee

"big papi's coming." "dude, get the smirnoff ready so i can give him the iced goat!

by FT5-0 November 16, 2010

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The goat

Something that Lil Wayne isn't

Lil Wayne is not the goat, never was the goat, and never ever will be the goat, ever, no matter how many times people call him the goat!

by Cornpop was a bad dude July 25, 2022

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Walk the goat

1) v. An awkward phrase that can be used to confuse listeners and leave them thinking of the derogatory meaning for days.

2) v. A phrase that can be used to mean many questionable actions.

1) Paul: "I think I'm gonna go walk the goat."

Emily: "Ugh, you would."

2)Paul: "I totally walked the goat at Emily's graduation party."

Elizabeth: "Really? What was it like?"

by skdjhk January 15, 2009

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