friend hopper

In order to describe a person who "hops" around from friend to friend or clique to clique, and only acts as a friend when he/she is in need of a favor, or else he/she is never heard from.

Man that Erik is such a friend hopper, the only reason he was hanging out with me was so I would help him study for the exam.

by Thomas Jahn November 13, 2007

friend purge

rid of (delete) unwanted friends/acquaintances on online social networks, typically giving a sense of cathartic release.

I just had to do a friend purge on facebook. I don't like that many people.

by Fredo|Fredi January 13, 2009

Friend of Elton's

A metaphor for Homosexual. Also known as Gay or queer. Normally refers to man.

He definetly a Friend of Elton's

by FrankieDara September 29, 2008

Friendectomy

Process of removing a friend, who has become too agonizing, from your friends list.

My Facebook needs a Friendectomy because this douche bag keeps poking me.

by marcojmt February 1, 2009

Friend Counting

when one notices a -1 on the number of facebook friends due to someone deactivating or blocking; typical behaviors of one trying excessively to retain a nonexistent popularity.

Dave- So I notice you deactivated your facebook the other day.

Gray- Yeah, I thought that it was too distracting. Wait, how did you–

Dave- WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU THINKING?

Yes, Dave was friend counting.

by pooshine December 29, 2009

Friend Factor

When you like someone, but you can never muster up the courage to talk to them when they're with friends. Whether it's because you don't feel comfortable with the friends, or you don't want to embarrass yourself, these friends are a major cockblock for you.

Ex. 1. I want to talk to Tommy, but his friends are with him!

I hate being a victim to the Friend Factor!

Ex. 2. If I go up to Rick and his pals, I know I'll embarrass myself! Stupid friend factor >:(

by NorthKorea June 26, 2012

FriendEnder

An email, text message or other form of non verbal communication that conveys the desire to have sexual relations to a friend that you are interested in, or will be, cutting off ties with soon, as a sort of "Hail Mary" on the friendship. It's further implied that no reply is needed if the answer is no. Surefire way to end friendships, or make them that much better.

John: Hey, you still friends with that girl, Jenny?

Mark: (laughs) Nah, I dropped the FriendEnder on her. Haven't heard from her since.

by Kishoto April 24, 2013