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whatever floats your boat

WATER!!!
thats what floats my boat at least.

also used as an expression which means "you can do whatever your preference is."
i dont see how that has anything to do with water, though...
Jeremy:Hey Chad want to go to Mcdonalds or Taco Bell across the street?
Chad:Whatever floats your boat.
Jeremy:uh, water?...
Chad:no, asshat.its an expression.
by ThaPigg October 23, 2008
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Floater

In school, when someone goes desk to desk trying to get all the answers for the assignment.
Gene: Did you finish our work today in history? Austin: Yeah, I was a floater.
by Whsbnd December 10, 2009
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floating sex

A term describing a sexual act wherein there is penetration but no movement, or 'in and out' (for lack of a better term), therefore it doesn't really count as sexual intercourse in the churches eyes.
"My Amish friend said he has to Float (floating sex) his girl or God will punish him"
by Bdiddyballin May 18, 2016
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Rum Floater

When your fishing buddy has so drunk on overproof Rum that you are scared you will find him floating face down if you don't keep an eye on him.
He drank that entire bottle of 150 proof rum on the boat. Better make sure he keeps his life jacket on we don't want a Rum Floater.
by slightly sarcastic December 31, 2010
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Sullivan Flop

1. an attempt at humor that makes nobody laugh and in fact has the effect of making the recipients' days just a little bit worse
2. a clumsy fall that causes unexpectedly severe bruising
1. After a very funny email about a slutty bartender looking anywhere from 30 to 50, Jean Doe writes an email back saying, "Was it Ashley Young?" As nobody knows who that person is or gets any hidden message that Jean Doe intended, the attempt at humor failed. The days got just a little bit worse for each of the readers of the email. They'd been Sullivan flopped.
2. Upon being tossed a golf ball in a rather routine move, Joan Doe loses her balance and stumbles down a 3-degree incline slope, the land of which is comprised of soft grass. Left with a large bruise on her hip, Joan has experienced a Sullivan flop.
by Vern July 23, 2004
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flop

A word used to describe someone who falls over on purpose in sport to get a foul,freekick,or wateva. mostly happens in soccer.
me: geez did u see that guy flop.how gay was that!

gay soccer fan: oh nice play old chap. great strategy.
by jed_dnuggets July 5, 2007
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floated

Faded & Loaded aka Drunk & High
Damn, it's only 11 and I'm floated!
by aka GOD February 19, 2005
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