floormat

a dickhead, who has no friends, curly hair, and is a major nerd

"hey, check out that floormat, what a knob'

by dododoodod March 28, 2008

Floorage

This is an addendum to floordrobe.

My husband Tom uses a FLOORAGE system in our mudroom that works very well for keeping such items as empty wine and
beer bottles, recycling, shoes, a dog bed and general debris.

by CathyG December 26, 2008

cum on the floor

Quickly standing up prior too ejaculation due to a lack of tissues and/or socks to cum on.
Abbreviation COTF

"oyyyy brah, couldn't find mi cum rags so I COTF so hard it broke the floor boards."
"couldn't find mi tissues so I had to cum on the floor."

by Swag lord 24/7 x 11 November 3, 2014

floom

a way of having awesome fun or partying or how cool something is

we get our floom on or floom it up or that is really floom

by mattmann718 May 10, 2007

Blood On The Dance Floor

A kick ass electro-glam beat machine. Davie Vanity is lead, Jay Monroe is backing this ultra siq duo. Let's not forget the rad hair sported by both members. All haters really deserve stitches. Hailing from Orlando Florida this group is the best. house down! You all know the T and it's BOTDF is the best.

Person 1: hey have you heard about BLood On The Dance Floor?

Person 2: Shut the front door! Of course I have. And zomg I love them! Let's Party!

candy lust

by Aiden Rage June 24, 2012

floor lickingly fucked

a descriptive sentance to describe the effects of alcohol on a number of holsworthys finest youths on a nite out in town, this usually includes - vomiting, devine winds, dog humping and of corse floor licking.

rodger was so floor lickingly fucked he feltched his own cum from his dogs ass this was most benificial to him as he missed dinner that evening. man what a ham hanger !!

by chuck winfrey ( bbfl crew) July 24, 2006

floor whore

a cheerleader on the gym floor
ex:
1) basketball cheerleader
2) pep assembly cheerleader

karen is such a floor whore

by floorwhore June 2, 2005