Bachelor's flooring

When a single man jacks off continuously, but ejaculates onto the carpet beside his bed. It turns the carpet into a hard floor in that spot over time.

Drew: Hey, have you been to Luke's new place yet?
Haddon: Yeah, don't go into his bedroom though, he's got bachelor's flooring in there

by Tokaiya June 19, 2023

evil floor hole

evil floor hole is a discord user mainly with a Spiderman profile picture that uses the mudae bot too much.

evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
evil floor hole: $h
mudae bot: you ran out of rolls
evil floor hole: *kills self*

by peeshitter November 12, 2021

N Floor

Don't enter unless you want to end up drunk and pacing all the over the place listening Slavic hard bass!

Let's go get messed up on N floor with Bezzy Boo Boo

by ToasterHater January 16, 2018

second floor ism

The ability to loose all touch with reality.

Ever since Joe went to the second floor he is so out of touch with everyone, it's like he's got second floor ism

by Stemsize December 17, 2021

Drunk Floor Man (DFM)

A male human being who is presumably under the influence of alcohol and is locked on the floor and unable to move, usually drunk floor men still act drunk but are unable to get off the floor

The paramedics had to be called to get the drunk floor man (DFM) off the train since he was too drunk to move and was believed to have had alcohol poisoning

by GayCloud June 17, 2018

Third Floor

When someone stays on Third Floor it means they were in a psychiatric unit at a hospital for mental health reasons

“I stayed on third floor for a month until i finally felt better.”

by Rina bee November 15, 2023

bars on the floor

Standards being skinny so like if a girl is 234 lbs instead of what people like 80 lbs (witch is unhealthy) so like she’s fat so standards are she’s supposed to be skinny

“Ew shes fat the bars on the floor” “yeah”

by Luvmylipgloss1234 February 21, 2022