If it fits, it ships

An overloaded and/or poorly loaded vehicle, often U-Haul rental equipment. Obviously unsafe even to casual observers. High risk of the load becoming dislodged, causing a traffic accident and heavy damage to the vehicle and load.

Justified by the moron driving by saying "if it fits it ships". From an early 2000s US Postal Service advertising campaign.

I rented a U-Haul car carrier to tow the F-350 behind my Honda Civic. Yeah I know the truck bed is full of paving stones. No, not the other way around, the Civic is the tow vehicle.

If it fits, it ships.

by Uncle Jersey July 21, 2023

Mickey Fit

1. the best fit in the game; a secret fit used to drip out hard

created by @mynamesbernard

Dave: Yo what's that mans wearing? Looks so UGLY!
Jordan: Are you dumb? That's Mickey Fit! The best fit in the game!
Dave: omg i just realised, i am so sorry. Mickey Fit was so drippy it blinded me.

by beekaybegay June 7, 2020

fit babu

A properly Dressed Kid.

Mom: Make sure to be a Fit babu for your interview Tomorrow.
Babu: Ok.

by Sajistroe3 June 8, 2021

Wii fitting

Purposely not opening someone’s message

I’m wii fitting Ben because I don’t really want to talk to him

by Jen Morton February 5, 2023

false fit

something that was fake

Guy: I thought you were my girlfriend.
Girl: I'm not your girlfriend.
Guy: I guess you were a false fit.

by JustTrey January 16, 2023

bamboo fit

a phrase used to scold somebody, who is very dumb and needs to get a bamboo fit up their ass.
(in the views of mr. rohit vyas)(dola)

go lefroy!!!!!

anay bamboo fit kardunga, pure duniya mein kahin par bhi chale jana, koi doctor nahi nikal paye ga
ghum phir ke mere pass hi ana padega

aaaa
go lefroy!!!!1

by dolaa mama dolvasti June 3, 2022

24 HOUR FITNESS

A bunch of nerds who kick you out for giving out free health and electrolytes products 20 feet from there store. They have a fat ass manager that says all the bull shit she wants. The end.

Santa Cruz Medicinal told us

24 HOUR FITNESS has a bunch of power tripping managers.

by somerandomjerkontheinterne November 13, 2023