fastify

a cry baby idiot who no one likes and he plays games while toxic

omg hes such a fastify

by pluqsy August 23, 2020

Fastgnf

Fastgnf is such a good mutual and is very funny omg they are so pretty <33

Lil huddy: do you know who fastgnf is?
Me: yes! They're my favourite mutual :))

by You will never knowww July 25, 2021

Fuck You Fastball

A baseball term that indicates a pitcher blowing a cockshot fastball by a batter, usually for strike three.

Gerrit Cole struck out Cody Bellinger with a fuck you fastball.

by BaseballIQ October 10, 2019

fastboys

any grouping of young, attractive men who are involved with large amounts of booze, drugs (especially intravenous), party girls or any other nefarious activity. they act cool, die young and look pretty. try and keep up.

you're running with the fastboys now? wowowowowowow.

by um. fast. June 20, 2006

fastpost

When two members of an internet forum post the same or very similiar responses to a thread at the same time. The poster whose response appears first is the fasposter, and the poster whose response appears second has been fastposted.

{Original Poster @ 2:15pm posts} GWB is a great prez.
{You @ 2:22pm post} GFY
{Other member @ 2:22pm posts} Go F*ck yourself!!

You have fastposted this member.

by BillyTheKid September 19, 2008

bat fastard

Language for use around children and fat idiots who are to large for using all normal sized equipment, formed by simply getting an abusive phrase and changing the first letters around.

look at that bat fastard he needs a large one.

by anal passage July 19, 2006

Fastball

A very nice band that formed in Austin, Texas in the 1990s.

"Dude, did you hear that song by Fastball, "The Way?" it's amazing!"

by Pat the Rat February 24, 2009