Fail

What morons say, because they don't realize that "failure" is already a word.

Dude, that was such an epic fail!

by Walter_White April 22, 2014

failblob

A shapeless blob of human flesh that is just utterly, totally filled with fail. In fact, a failblob is so filled with fail, the person in question fails to realize they are failure personified. They think they are full of charm, full of good ideas, and full of win. But they're not. They are full of lard, full of shit, and full of fail.

Rob Ford is the ultimate failblob.

by cynicalidealist May 21, 2014

Failblazer

Someone who tries to set a trend, but it goes down like a cup of cold sick that's been sprinkled with shit and they're the only one doing it so they look like a knob

Does he really think having a dick tattooed to your forehead will become a trend? What a failblazer

by Bigmanbert September 22, 2016

failbork

A better name for Facebook.

I stopped using failbork as it's full of fake people, fake news and should not be a part of life.

by Impshum November 23, 2020

Failed Fledgling

Adult children that briefly left home that couldn't make it in the real world and moved back into their parents home (nest)

Did you hear that the Cadman boy moved back home after he couldn't get a job after eight years of college getting a doctorate in Theater Arts? I feel sorry for them about their failed fledgling.

by jmbraben May 19, 2021

Failed abortion

zenitsusbigjuicyass79

Stupid fortnite kid: Yo have you heard of zenitsusbigjuicyass79 he's pretty cool
Me: nah fuck that psychopath he's a failed abortion

by Redsis The Weirdo June 6, 2021

faildom

when you act dominant but you're actually hella submissive

Demarcus Quantavious the 15th is a faildom cause he's a big buff gym man but he secretly likes getting his nips licked and kissed.

by miyonas April 16, 2022