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Emily

Emily is an annoying ass bitch. She will take any ounce of attention from you and hold it over your head for the rest of your life. With similar mannerisms and actions that are similar to a serial killer, she wears a big smile on her dead eyed face. She loves easily, and a little too hard. She won’t hang up the phone unless you tell her you love her too. Even if you don’t share your location with her, she’ll find you. Never let an Emily go... not because she’s amazing, but because your life would be at risk.
Person 1: Okay Emily, I’ll talk to you later. Bye.

Emily: Bye I love youuuuu
Person 1: Byee

Emily: Okay, love you!
Person 1:
Emily:
Person 1:
Emily: I lov-
Person 1: LOVE YOU TOO BITCH
by chatiebowbatie November 25, 2019
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Emily

You are hated by Joey Nero. You have ‘crackhead’ energy and yap so much at parties about your ex called ‘Justin.’ You are very annoying and don’t know how to spell the word ‘CHEESE.’ - don’t be an Emily...
Get away from me you stupid Emily

Joey watch out there’s an Emily

Emily’s yapping again 👿
by The golden guru galllll June 15, 2020
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Emily

The freakiest of them all, like eats her shit freaky. She has a dog named Mickey that likes to eat his own shit too. Emily is by far the weirdest person you will ever meet from all the toe sucking to nipple rubbing, you can never get enough of emily. She is by far the ugliest most nauseating alien to ever come to Area 51. She reeks the town with her stanky fishy toes. Beware of emily!
Person 1: did u see emily today?
Person 2: yeah she sucked on my toe so hard it fell off.
Person 1: how about we punch her?
Person 2: let’s go!
by John John bee boo October 22, 2019
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Emily

Emily is THICC
by NavyGarlic December 21, 2019
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Emily

Emily is a person that falls in love quickly, she thinks she has found the one but didn't . She hurts inside but doesnt show it she is depressed but doesnt tell anyone because she doesnt want to hurt anyone...so she lies..about being depressed she has cute eyes and a cute smile and eyes you can get lost in, but dont let that fool you the smile is fake the only reason shes smiling is to hold back the tears in her eyes. She cuts her arms and blames the cat. She wants to die but her friends will be sad so she doesnt. She thinks the world is trying to make her lose but she still fights because...she has to.. Thoses cuts on her wrist are not the cat..She needs help but doesnt want to make people sad so she suffers. She thinks shes ugly but shes not she think she has no friends but she does she thinks shes fat but she isnt..She thinks no one cares....but they do
Person : Hey Emily how are you?
Emily (cried herself to sleep Last night) :oh im good
person: What happend to your arm?
Emily: oh um it was the cat
Person: And what about the cuts on your neck?
Emily: oh um um um i dont know how they got there
person: oh ok well it was good seeing you again :)
Emily: yeah you to

(both walks away)
(Emilys head): im going to end it all to night
by Emily Cross April 23, 2019
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Emily

A racist white b*tch that is spoiled and acts like supporting trump is a personality. Also has no flavor and dresses like a basic b*tch
Emily: Im not racist mt friend is black
by perryxdoofenshmirts September 11, 2020
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Emily

A lesbian rat, that likes coverups
One day I’m sure you will fall upon a Emily, might find inside a trash can.
by Shhhhssshhh November 22, 2018
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