A person who is unable to eat without spilling. Someone who spills something sticky or of a jam-like consistency on themselves. Someone who covers themself in jam or marmalade before canoe trip. Someone with food on they're face and they don't realize its there. Someone who spills messy food on themselves.
Bill:that was the best sloppy joe i've ever had!
Jen:great, now go and change your shirt you fuckin' jam eater!
Jen:great, now go and change your shirt you fuckin' jam eater!
by Brian Cytrynbaum January 25, 2006
Get the jam eater mug.To play Snake Eater one must first adorn their shaft in a fine layer of thick wasabi paste. A brave volunteer must then proceed to give some vicious head. The wasabi should emulate the venomous 'bite' of the snake as it fills her/his sinuses and can result in multiple outcomes such as vomiting, excessive sneezing, chocking and the overwhelming urge to remove the large spicy penis from their mouth and go get a relieving drink.
The art of Snake Eating can only be considered mastered if the eater of said snake can last until the glorious nut before pulling out and going to clean their mouth and throat with water or, preferably, milk. A successful Snake Eater can go a long way in life as their skills are - of course - in high demand.
The art of Snake Eating can only be considered mastered if the eater of said snake can last until the glorious nut before pulling out and going to clean their mouth and throat with water or, preferably, milk. A successful Snake Eater can go a long way in life as their skills are - of course - in high demand.
Sarah and I tried some Snake Eater last night - she only lasted like 5 seconds before she ran off and got a drink... I don't think she's the one for me, man...
by Bagelman101 June 10, 2016
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the art of putting marshmallows inside a girl's twat, kicking and/or punching the twat until it bleeds, then pulling the marshmallows out and eating them, as if they resembled bloody tampons
Guy 1: Dude i was at Tiffany's house last night and i gave her the bloody tampon eater
Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?
Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries
Guy 2: Dudeeee, *stunned*, did you make her bleed heavily?
Guy:1 Yeah man, they looked like strawberries
by Bitch Nuggettt April 28, 2010
Get the bloody tampon eater mug.The Arkansas Ant Eater is when you lure a girl near an ant hill and proceed to have sex with her. While having relations, you knock her out and leave her lying there with her legs spread open. The ants from the ant hill crawl into her vagina and build a home.
Jill thought she had a nice date planned with Craig until she found herself lying amongst thousands of ants and a destroyed vagina after getting knocked out during sex. She fell victim to The Arkansas Ant Eater.
by Jeff, Mike, Reggie December 17, 2007
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Get the Paper Eater mug.A Pussy Eater is a man who thinks he's hard but lacks the balls (guts) to show how hard he really is. Without any balls his only way of pleasing a woman is to eat her pussy, making him a Pussy Eater.
Look at all those Pussy Eaters, outside Villa Park, it's the same old thing when us Zulus come to 'town'.
Villa Park, home of Aston Vile FC.
Zulu's, Supporters of Rival Birmingham City FC.
Villa Park, home of Aston Vile FC.
Zulu's, Supporters of Rival Birmingham City FC.
by The Doctor. August 15, 2007
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