Dick No Dues

A complete melt with zero ability to pay their dues. Often referred to as a cunt or a wasp.

"Don't be a Dick, pay your dues".
"Wow, Richard Sutton is such a DIck No Dues".
"What do you mean you're not going to wear the dress?? You're such a Dick No Dues"
"Dick No Dues, Why aren't you paying no dues? Just wear the dress, stop being such a mess, DIck No Dues"

by WearTheGownYouClown September 15, 2022

Gentleman's Duel

Two men race to ejaculate into a woman's holes being either the vagina, asshole, or mouth. The last man to ejaculate in the interaction is generally obligated to give fellatio to the winner.

Hey, did you win the gentleman's duel last night?

Nah man, I lost, but thankfully Tom's dick didn't taste too bad!

by Musicman182 October 30, 2023

Organ grinder’s duet

The sound of two people having passionate sex.

I couldn’t sleep due to the organ grinder’s duet next door.

by 3hourtour June 1, 2024

organ grinder duet

loud sex

I couldn’t sleep because of the organ grinder duet next door.loud sex

by 3hourtour June 7, 2024

Pitcher’s Duel

When two gay men have intercourse with each other’s groin folds simultaneously in a race to finish first.

Alan and Bill were both suffering from hemorrhoids so they celebrated their anniversary with a pitcher’s duel.

by LittleBigMoney October 10, 2024

The Ten Duel Commandments

Number one: The challenge, demand satisfaction. If they apologize, no need for further action.

Number two:
If they don't, grab a friend, that's your second. Your Lieutenant, when there's reckoning to be reckoned.

Number three:
Have your seconds meet face to face, Negotiate a peace or negotiate a time and place. This is commonplace, specially 'tween recruits.Most disputes die and no one shoots.

Number four:
If they don't reach a peace, that's alright
Time to get some pistols and a doctor on site. You pay him in advance, you treat him with civility. You have him turn around, so he can have deniability
Five:
Duel before the sun is in the sky,
Pick a place to die where it's high and dry.

Number six:
Leave a note for your next of kin. Tell 'em where you been, pray that Hell or Heaven lets you in.

Seven:
Confess your sins ready for the moment of adrenaline when you finally face your opponent.

Number eight:
Your last chance to negotiate
Send in your seconds see if they can set the record straight.

Number nine:
Look him in the eye, aim no higher.
Summon all the courage you require.
Then count, One, two, three, four, five, six, seven, eight, nine number (Ten paces!) Fire!

Fight me

Fine
Ok
We have to use the ten duel commandments

Sure

by XxWhorexX November 16, 2024

scottish knights duel

A Scottish knights duel is when two men both put on metal chastity cages and decide to duke it out by slamming then against each others dick and balls in the chastity cages two cause pain, it ends when one man decides to quit out for one reason or another

John: Want to have a Scottish knights duel?

Justin: Hell yeah! Ill grab the chastity cages

by The_Jiggler December 23, 2024