National dildo trick shot day

October 5th is known as national dildo trick shot day. On this day you must partake in at least one dildo trick shot per minute. Followed by 30 seconds of violent anal rape.

I can’t wait till national dildo trick shot day!

by Anal descimater October 3, 2017

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by Anonymous October 30, 2003

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Dildosaur

a teacher that stares over your shoulder and has BAD breathe like hes sticking a dildo in ur butt

That Dildosaur sub is WEIRD

by Will December 6, 2004

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An extremely reliable device used when male genitalia is not desired, cannot stand up to the occasion,or needs a little help. They are readily available, hard and waiting, to stimulate with no purpose but to provide pleasure to it's user. One size does not have to fit all!

"Why get real? Dildos are cheaper and come in prettier colors."

by Sky October 2, 2003

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Dildomination

The act of being dominated by a dildo.

Ex:1
Person 1: "Hey wanna go watch a movie?"
Person 2: "Can't, I am under the effects of dildomination at the moment."

Ex:2
Person 1: " OW! That dildo hurt!"
Person 2: " Sir, I believe you have been dildominated."

by LJoe January 19, 2010

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Dildogenence

1. (adj) Acting spineless and floppy like a wriggling fake penis.

2. (adj) Acting like a poser (fake) and a dick.

2. (adj) Something of awesome proportions and magnitude.

See also: Dildojo, Dildike, Dildoser and Dildisease

Guy1: Dude! He just slapped your mom!

Guy2: Really!?!

Guy1: You gotta go help her. Kill that guy!

Guy2: He looks kinda buff though......

Guy2: Don't look now, your dildogenence is showing...

by Your Dildogenent Leader February 16, 2010

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