Dangerwank

To materbate in an unusual fashion. This involves the process of calling a friend or family member to you whilst masterbating, this is done with the intention of ejaculation before they arrive to your room of 'pleasure'.

Callum-"GILLLLLLL"
(FAP FAP FAP FAP)
Gill-"Whats up callum?"
Callum-"Aw orrr"
Gill-"YOU SICK FUCK, I KNOW I SHOULD OF HAD YOU TESTED!"
Callum-"It was just a Dangerwank"

by Charlie Hesketh February 22, 2014

Dagger Vision

A distinguished and inaudible way to inform people that they are pissing you off. The lowering of brows and squinting of the lids as if you were actually shooting them with daggers.

Q: Have you met Brittany, the new office secretary?
A: Yes...she's super attractive, but shes always giving me dagger vision

by lennonutt December 1, 2010

dagger time

Dagger time is a 2020 motto/mantra for the Detroit Lions, a semi-professional football team in the NFL's NFC North division. However, the primary meaning is that it's what happens in the fourth quarter when you continue to play man coverage even though your secondary is completely decimated, which allows the other team to run and pass all over you because you run the most obvious plays over and over. When in dagger time, even Chicago's Mitchel Trubisky looks like Joe Montana.

The Detroit Lions went into dagger time mode and got clowned by the opposing team.

by anonymous September 14, 2020

poo dagger

A term used to call a guy gay

"Hey dude I got drunk and watched a gay porn with some poo daggers in it"
" One why did you watch a gay porn and what is a poo dagger"
"Man i was drunk but its a gay guy because when he fucks a guy in the ass he gets poo on his dick or "dagger"
"I think you might be a poo dagger"

by 52493 December 29, 2007

Pepper Dancer

A gay person who lies about having kissed girls.

George, don't be a pepper dancer; tell the truth.

by joshlivingston May 15, 2019

plus seven ice dagger

-the pinnacle of fabulosity.

-forever immortalized by the hit metal song by Jay Donovan.

-if one feels left out of nerd talk, an excellent remark to throw in.

...and then i said "PLUS SEVEN ICE DAGGER"
ahahahahaha.

by pylocatabasis January 6, 2004

beef shank dangler

large male genitals, a large penis

Do you think you can deep-throat my beef shank dangler?

by Crazy Doc Brown April 2, 2007