dude teach

A viral phrase used to express sarcastic submission to dumbasses who don't have a clue.

A phrase that has little to no meaning and is used simply to piss people off.

Douche: Last night I banged like twenty chicks!

Person: Dude teach

by Magister? Yes Felix? October 25, 2009

dude job

Similar to a footjob, but instead of feet it's like from an entire dude

bro fo you want a dude job? because I'm totally up for that

by HaroldIsSleepy July 19, 2023

Dude Zone

Worse than the friend zone usually used by guys

Girl: you look nice today. Guy: thanks Dude ...... Girl: I've been dude zoned....

by Wvhshmt February 15, 2018

Dusty Dude

Minecraft YouTuber who produces and designs automatic machines and farms.

Did you saw the wither rose farm from Dusty Dude? Yeah, he used the wither to kill the endermen.

by anonymous May 27, 2020

Dude, uncool.

Famous phrase that is used in OverSimplified.
Usually used when one is offended by another.

me: *presenting a project*
that one guy in the back: *laughing*
me: dude, uncool.

by SpicyHamsandwich January 19, 2023

Organic Dude

Someone who doesn't look that great but is really great for you. No bad effects of dating and you have no regrets for time spent together. The man doesn't make you sick.

Girl1: I don't think Ajay looks hot
Girl2: I'm going for him. He's an organic dude

by kaalika November 18, 2011

dude pond

Vagina of a whore

I fell into a dude pond last night

by Dildo Baggins December 13, 2017