Crusty Flatbread

When a girl got no ass, but you eat it out anyway.
Yo, that lady got some crusty flatbread, I think it's time to snack.
by Sindrom September 30, 2022
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Dusty Musty Crusty

Someone who lives in crusty crib and is dusty and musty
by Professor Dusty June 13, 2022
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Crusty Finger

A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.
by ISadlyHaveNoLife February 23, 2016
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crusty crown

The art of placing turds on a mates forehead while they are stone cold drunk in the pattern of a crown. Upon waking, the hours have slightly dried out the turds to a crust that must be scrubbed off.
Gary passed out last weekend and we decided to make him a crusty crown so everyone at the party knew who the king was.
by C.L. Cates June 24, 2014
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Is when ur witch is so mangled that she can be called this. However, the person saying this literally worships the ground she walks on and loves her.
Omg Lucy is such an Old broken crippled bent wonky stupid rotten crusty witch that I would get on my hands and knees to worship her.
by Witch man August 29, 2022
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cooter crusties

The dried residue left on a vagina after a gang bang.
Did you see the cooter crusties she had after that 4 hour gang bang? That shits nasty.
by Jmom82 November 30, 2017
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