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pick a bale of cotton

Originally an innocent folk song, pick a bale of cotton is a racist folk song about black people, most likely slaves, picking cotton.
Gonna jomp down, turn around, pick a bale of cotton. Jump down turn around, pick a bale a day!
by TheReindeerInsideYourHead December 2, 2013
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cottrellism

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by *k November 8, 2003
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Cotton Eye Joe

Deep throating a guy so he cums straight down your throat.

"Where did he come from? where did he go? Where did he come from, cotton eye Joe"
She doesnt like the taste of cum so she 'Cotton eye Joe's' so she doesn't have to taste it.
by Yadatonk June 30, 2019
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cottaging

When public employees, especially police, fire, toll and emergency workers, hide away somewhere away from the public, possibly together, in order to goof off on the job, or pad their hours, especially for overtime pay.
Joe pulled in 2000 hours of overtime last year from cottaging on the job.
by Tommie T December 15, 2011
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cotton eye

cot·ton eye
noun \ˈkɑtən ˈaɪ\

: a penis that has been probed by a cotton swab wielded by a medical professional ie. for std testing and swabbing for bacteria or fungus.
Bob had a crazy Friday night on the town, and in turn spent all Saturday morning waiting for a cotton eye at Planned Parenthood.
by Chuck Naked September 15, 2013
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cottage cheese

vaginal secretions of a largely obese woman.
With her legs spread part her cottage cheese was seeping out.
by qwerfds December 16, 2006
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Cottage

A small, wooden structure located on the grounds of a mansion which stores women. They are given no rights and are forced to live there to work as slaves to the people of the mansion. Only a couple feet wide and a couple feet high, the tiny cottage stores up to 100 women at one time. At feeding time, they are given blended pig slops. At washing time, they are made clean with a fire hose. Clothes are not permitted inside, and they may not leave under any circumstances. Trying to escape or disobeying is punishable by automatic death.
All the girls were frightened to be put into the cottage, for they would live a life of slavery.
by FriedChikn July 6, 2010
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