cooking the log

When you have to shit so extremely bad but you hold it in. And say "well I'm cooking the log"

Jarren was cooking the log in Spanish class today. He ended up with a fresh shat

by Nipsfordays October 19, 2015

Andy Cook

A teenage boy whose popular for being a rich, funded by dads cash and his looks.

Are you really taking a photo of your Lambo like that ? Don't do an Andy Cook .

by sellmyself November 22, 2015

cj cook

is the most sexy man on this world i wanna get in his pants, and i love his real name is amazing

cj cook is the reason i get wet at night, richard lee cook jr is hot

by 69hotie69girl January 15, 2016

ridge cook

a disgusting gross piece of lard. if you ever run in to someone like this go the other way. His stench will make your eyes water, along with his dirty fingernails. one word for this dude GROSS....

Ew.. Did you see Ridge Cook in the hallway today?.... I so ran the other way.

by girl890 November 16, 2018

This Cooks My Duck

An expression that can be used before "your goose is cooked" when said as you're upset or after hearing "your goose is cooked" as a casual response.

To friend: "Well this cooks my duck and your goose is cooked".
Or
From friend: "Your goose is cooked".
You: "Nah. This cooks my duck. So what?"

by M.O.H.I.O.M. December 5, 2018

The Raymond Cook

when a male repeatedly calls a male coworker a homo in hopes that he will leave his heterosexual life behindfor a homosexual life together.

I've been giving him the raymond cook him for 2 years now and he still hasn't figured it out.

by Raymond Matthew Cook December 7, 2018

Cooking my rice

When someone roasts you so hard in front of everyone that you don't have a comeback anymore.

Max: 3sum?
Alyssa: this is why no one likes you

Max: Damn she's cooking my rice.

by TheRunch October 24, 2018