cook sesh

When a person and/or people smoke weed

I had the biggest cook sesh with the boys the other day

by Babyjess July 19, 2016

cooked

when someone has no chance of success at something they want to do

uti is cooked about rizzing nur

by chova June 30, 2024

cooked

when someone is in a difficult or hopeless situation; ruined or broken.

ie:
dude 1 : dude you think this girl is bad?
shows picture of girl
dude 2 : nah bro shes chopped
dude 1 : bro i fucked her at the party on friday
dude 2 : ur cooked bro

by smoove2geeked February 23, 2024

Let it cook

To give time to let something get better, or to possible potential

“Bro this show is ass”

“hold on just let it cook”

by shopmimi November 18, 2023

A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope

The translation of a Swedish proverb to mean not to dwell on things that cannot be

Jack: So I've been putting a lot of thought into it and I think Jessica and I would make a great couple!

George: Come on Jack, remember what dad always told us: "A Penguin That Prefers His Fish Cooked Waddles On A Slippery Slope." You know you have no chance with Jessica, stop obsessing over it.

by Zoom_Zolomon March 28, 2020

Clayton Cook

One who is crazy about fortnight and plays it every day yet he only has 3 or 4 wins. He is a huge packer fan until they are really bad. His hero is Ninja and he wants to be just like him some day. He is probably that one guy that you sniped while he was drinking his chug jug in the middle of an area of open grass.

Dang it that nube just eliminated me I feel like a Clayton Cook.

by Ninja17 June 2, 2018

Cook Islands

Cook Islands is a place that is apart of New Zealand. It is a multitude of Islands, and has a population of 17,500. It is located in Oceania, and the other places New Zealand owns are Tokelau and Niue. I am having an existential crisis that I lost my old Urban Dictionary account and have to wait 29 days to get it back on my dead email address. Did you know, that Cook Islands has its own currency!

Person 1: Omg can I cook at Cook Islands?!!?!?!???!?!?
Person 2: No, it's literally just a name. I hate you. You'd probably mistake this flag🇨🇰 for Australia too. I hate you.
Person 1: waaah :(

by tally hall enthusiast August 4, 2023