Diamond Condom

Condom for rich dudes infused with real diamonds.
My friend Elon Musk has a diamond Condom and he loves it.
by donga don September 12, 2022
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sexy condom

sexy condom is when your mother beats you up so hard you start having sex with your condom
Tobi: yo wassup getrenv
Getrenv: hello sexy condom ;)
Barney: I just peak into my sister's room ;)
by Meg DeStoop July 06, 2020
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fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night
We're using the fancy condoms tonight.
by Jpeg February 15, 2015
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fancy condoms

All natural lamb skin to skin intimacy that will shake up your world for a wild night
We're using the fancy condoms tonight.
by Jpeg February 15, 2015
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Condom belt

Its when a girl puts used condoms on leg or belly using a string or thead like a belt. It's kind of an erotic act, sometimes part of a BDSM.
I'd love my girl to make and use a condom belt.
by Anon_69/420 September 20, 2024
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Condom Shame

When a person feels embarassment when buying condoms. This was very common in most of us the first several times we ever bought condoms. we would hesitate forever before picking up the box or pack and going over to pay for them. Or worse, some stores had them behind the counter, so we had to ask. WE would hesitate, stammer, stutter before working up the courage. Eventually most people do get over Condom Shame. Condom Shame is perfectly natural, due to our conditioning when growing up that sex is 'naughty' or 'dirty'.

Even being over Condom Shame, you can still possibly experience Condom Shame once in awhile. I, Ted Rimmel Jr once suffered condom shame years after being over Condom Shame. I go into the pharmacy to buy condoms. I have 2 boxes each of ultra thin and of ribbed for her pleasure. A girl who knows me somewhat is the cashier. There is a line behind me as I go to checkout. The conversation went "Hi Ted" "Hi." "You planning a big special weekend are ya?" "No". Girl says as she taps on condom boxes "Come on, I can see." I said "Well yes, it is a very big weekend." The girl picks up the condoms, rings them up. As she rings them up she proceeds to tell me (somewhat loudly)"Aww Ted I KNOW your mother is absolutely going to love you using these with her. Truly." There I was suffering an episode of Condom Shame.
"What took you so long in the pharmacy? You were just going to pick up a couple things."
"Well I had to buy condoms, and it took me awhile to work up the courage. I guess I was suffering from a bad case of Condom Shame."
by Ted Rimmel Jr December 04, 2024
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Condom-plated

When someone means to say contemplated but has a dick in their mouth.
by S. Shizzle July 30, 2013
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