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Oxford Comma

A sexual position in which both parties are laying on their sides, bodies in the shape of commas. In order to be classified as an "oxford comma", this must be performed with someone who is attending or has attended an Ivy League institution.
HARVARD MAN 1: Hey man, how was that party last night?
HARVARD MAN 2: Dude, I oxford comma'd the shit outta that girl.
by Tylaire June 19, 2020
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Cobra commander

Related to bitch made, not being a man, being a little bitch
Bro 1: ay you wana go to that party tonight?
Bro 2: na I gata do some stuff.

Bro 1: dawg you bitch made. You Cobra commander.
by AFWB / O- CREW August 22, 2011
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gage comma

A young man that lives in Pleasant Grove, Alabama. He is what some myspace users call famous. he has over 10k and has talked to other famous myspace people, and has more friends then most bands do.
omg gage comma from myspace?!?! i lurk his myspace all the time! hes sooooo hott.
by tylerXwhite December 24, 2007
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Going blister commando

Similar to Going Commando. To wear closed toe shoes without socks, giving you blisters
"Man, my heel is killing me, I shouldn't have gone blister commando yesterday"
by Kevin February 21, 2005
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Keyboard Commando

A pro white youth who wastes his time on a pc rather then training for war.
by Ne01 March 26, 2003
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The Ten Commandments

1) The Younger The Better

2) The Tighter The Better

3) It's Not A Crime If You Don't Get Caught

4) Young Enough To Read Young Enough To Bleed

5) It's Not Who You Know It's Who You Blow

6) If You Can't Join Them ((Women)Baines), Beat Them

7) If You Can Get It In You Can Do Anything

8) A Real Man Loves His Woman Every Day Of The Month

9) If It Hurts, It Works

10) Catch It, Scat It, Rape It, Bin It

***ADDITIONAL***

11) Some Can, Some Can't

12) Bag And Rag, Hump And Dump

IF THEE FOLLOWETH THESE HOLY VOWS, THY WORLD IS THYINE OYSTER SHAA-MOAN!

PEACE
Omg i just read the sickest thing today on UD man, it was the ten commandments that guy did, totally whack!

Really where they bad?

Oh man u shudda seen it, check it tonight

Will do bro, will do
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ten crack commandments

Some lines Biggie stole from Tony Montana's boss Mr. Lopez from the greatest Mafioso movie of all time, SCARFACE. Respect to Biggie still, but it seems Little Kim ripped off SCARFACE as well with the song Money, Power n' Respect. Was this a Badboy Records trend back then or what?
Bigups to Al Pacino for playing the role so well. No one could have done it better
by RicDaSpic April 13, 2005
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