st columbas college 

st columbas college is an expensive secondary school in Ireland full of people who don't know what public transport is and can't decide which Rolex to wear to dinner, sorry "supper". most students in the school are germans who get any moment of free time to smoke a fag or chug an entire bottle of wine.
they wear big harry potter gowns and wear white ones for special occasions like a sacrifice to Satan and they all gather in the church to sing some shitysongs and go home in their dad's gold incrusted landrover

Guy: you go to st columbas college
ME: yeah why

GUY: inst that really espensive harrt potter dress up school
ME: if you say so
Guy: you must be rich
me: ye fine

st columbas college by whynotlistentome March 6, 2020

St. Andrew's Junior College 

A christian mission school located in the slums of serangoon. Has a wonderful campus with an amazing rugby field and running track. The school has air con and money but dowan use aircon because it is covid. But really they just want to save money.Beautiful school building but when it gets warm the classrooms becomes saunas.

Located at 20 Adam Sorbys Drive, this college is the heart of the St. Andrew's Village, which has colonised the entire potong pasir region.

The college has mentors, rather than nuns, like most catholic schools in Singapore has. the mentors are christian counsellors that help guide the weary and lost souls trying to survive jc. This is a unique feature that is not found in other colleges, one that is unique only to SAJC.
Students that come from this school are sleep deprived and nutricient deficient, but still are able to give that SA spirit and SAboleh cheer when commanded to do so. They are also humble but still elite in their own aspects.
The college has a bridge that connects to the secondary and junior school campus, another feature uncommon in Singapore. It is said that if you step on the silver crest of the school in the middle of that connecting bridge, YOU WILL RETAIN. Of course that is merely a joke, although there are some instances that this has happened.

Overall, the school is a wonderful place for slightly above average students to join.
For more details, please head to the college itself. Thank you. and God bless.

mom: where can we send our son to jc?
dad: how about catholic junior college?
mom:no not that place!
dad: lets send him to St. Andrew's Junior College then!

St. Andrew's Junior College by queenie will save us July 18, 2021

de anza college 

A community college in Cupertino, California established in 1967 with affiliations with Foothill College. Unofficially, the "Harvard" of all community colleges because of the rate students transfer to UCs or CSUs. Lots of international students, FOBs, and hot girls. It has the Flint Center and its own Planetarium and is currently a smoke-free campus. Overall, it's a pretty chill school.

Two notorious incidents happened here, first one being an averted columbine-style shooting by a student named Al DeGuzman who was caught when he tried to print out pictures of himself with his guns, at Longs Drugs. The second incident is the protest against Colin Powell, where protestors were being beaten by riot police.

Foothill Student: Foothill College is better than De Anza College!

De Anza Student: Your face!

*Foothill student runs away crying*

de anza college by bayareaninja August 17, 2006

paul smiths college 

deep in the woods you may find heaven or hell and if you stick around for four years they hand you a degree. a beautiful place

"Here is an example of a wensday night at paul smiths college"

Forestry major: After we drink these pabsts we will walk across the frozen lake to have a fire and invite larger ladies whom no one will judge me for getting with

Culinary major: Yes but first lets smoke this well grow outdoor that is very cheap here in the fall and eat some of my carrot soup

Recreation major: I sure love the proximity of the adirondack mountains, now lets go get those fat chicks

paul smiths college by ChinaCatSunflower82manyhits January 7, 2010

Everest College 

A college accredited by the West Coast Commission of non-accredited schools.

A school for men who only smoke street bowl all day and don't take care of their kids, or women who strip all night and want to make a change.

Courses:
Plumbing
Criminology
Dope Chopping
Dope Cooking
Weed Transporting
Paralegal
Gynaecology

There are some cool bitches who go to this school, and they all have low self esteem.

This college also accepts all types of payments for your tuition:
EPT
Food Stamps
WIC

Everest college upped my pimp game 2000 percent!

I got my bachelor's in three months!

I too can aspire to make minimum wage someday because of everest college.

Fuck the University of Phoenix, I'm down with EVEREST!

Everest College by Moeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee August 11, 2010

Cairo American College 

CAC is located in Egypt. This is just one of the many high schools that are a failed experiment in preparing young people for the adult world. The crappy insulation has all fagged out and the building becomes an oven or a meat locker. The plumbing is usually a disaster in high school, with drinking fountains never working but toilets that never stop running. It's run poorly by a team of out of touch assholes who people seem hell bent on destroying all hope for students through tedious testing and poorly planned projects. It's also the place where the stress of growing up and the stress of fitting in join forces to destroy even the strongest among us. Most of High school is not spent learning but involves trying to find friends who aren't complete douche bags, trying hook up with people of the opposite sex unsuccessfully, combing your hair, buying cloths in the effort that someone will notice you, trying desperately to get rid of the zits that have taken over your face, or riding on an over crowed bus while choking on diesel fumes while people you don't know make fun of you. Not to mention the crappy food selection. There are only two equally shitty options: Jared's Bagels, and Cilantro. Cilantros is thought to be some fancy ass place, when all it really is, is processed factory-made sandwiches at outrageously high prices. Jared's is if you want a quick, cheap heart attack during passing periods. And on top of all of that, you must act like nothing is wrong in your life.

In the end, it's a pretty decent place. I'd just rather have no high school than any high school. Cairo American College is what you make of it.

Cairo American College by Ferret Tamer November 26, 2010

Bearwood College 

John Walter (1818-1894), who was an editor of The Times newspaper, bought the 5,000-acre estate in which the school is now located. He built a mansion within it, which used bricks created from clay extracted from a site within the estate, and it served as his country seat. A dam was constructed around the site, which was then flooded to form a 47-acre (190,000 m2) lake.

Now it is a incredibly Posh Public School that has super high fees to keep State school chavs out.

Used to be the Royal Merchant Navy School now is Bearwood College

Bearwood College by MrAntidisestablishmentarianism December 2, 2011