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closet hopper

A gay one hopping into another gay ones closet whilst jacking off
by Assclapper6969 July 4, 2019
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Joe-closeting

When a poof comes out the closet and grabs a queer Joe cunt and starts gaping his hole making him a paraplegic and ends up becoming his carer for the rest of his life.
Did you know about Joe-closeting his hole for someone.
by Jesuss Crrysst May 24, 2025
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Closet

It's something that carries the clothes.
Gotta put this on the closet, damn it! I fell and it all unfolded! Guess i gotta do this again.
by getrealman December 2, 2021
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Closet Friend

A friend that shows up to parties early, because they are insecure.
Jake showed up first, because he was afraid to bring attention to himself by arriving later:
What a closet friend:

I know right:
by Wouldn'tYouLikeToKnowWeatherbo November 11, 2020
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shrodingers closet

Short hand for explaining your status of being "out" as a member of the LGBTQ+ Community.
When you are out to many people in your personal life but not "officially" out
Person you are out to: I thought you were out? Everyone we know, knows you are 💅

You: I'm out but I'm not, I have a giant pride flag in my dorm room and I'm fine with people assuming and I'm out to most of our (nonhomophobic) friends but if people ask and I don't know where they stand I would actively deny it because of fear of consequences. I call it "shrodingers closet"

Aka:

Iykyk💅

Iydkydk
by Prydab March 23, 2023
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Closet Tom

A closet tom is someone who takes the chance for sexual activity while high off skunk or in the the prison shower!
So you asked for a blow job off your mate while you were high off skunk! Closet Tom!
by Mix-Race Man On Road September 25, 2019
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