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Clock-Noose

When a person, usually your spouse or in-law, tries to pin you down to a certain time even though they know certain aspects are out of your control and they are pretty aware you will be not arriving when they want you to.

After the question is posed in several ways, the offender usually succumbs and blurts out a time they know will make the spouse happy but is totally implausible, thus hanging themselves based on the time they were coerced into stating.
Wife: So what time will you be home tonight?
Husband: I am not sure because of this 5pm meeting today and the usual traffic.
Wife: Usually you are home at 5:45, so maybe you will be here like 5:50?
Husband: When I get home at 5:45 I do not have 5pm meetings on those days so it is hard to say
Wife: How long is your meeting?
Husband: I'm not running it so I am not sure
Wife: Traffic shouldn't be too bad since it's friday so you can probably get here by 6pm I would think, don't you?
Husband: yeah sure 6pm

The husband was effectively put in a clock-noose
by Thejuice April 9, 2013
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clock

Clocks have pointers called hands, but personally I think they should be called fingers instead.
clocks can tell time.
I like clocks.
by sushi & mars December 24, 2020
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THE CLOCK HITTER

when 12 guys stand around one girl while they all brutally f her in like ear
by AKA SEXY April 29, 2019
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scottish alarm clock

When you wake up before your partner and you give them head till they wake up.
My wife was asleep till I performed the Scottish alarm clock on her.
by Sandolorian December 12, 2021
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alarm clock

A demonic thing that deprives you of what's rightfully yours. A.k.a. sleep
SHUT THAT FUCKING ALARM CLOCK OFF!!
by nigg er face March 18, 2015
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Mauve Clock

A term desperate individuals use when they're looking for happiness through materiel gain.
"Ugh... My house just isn't homie enough. I think I'm going to Mauve Clock it up."

"Wow your house is gorgeous! The only thing it's missing is a Mauve Clock.
by Passive Mockery February 18, 2021
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