Clean Jerk

The act of rubbing one out while no one is home.

I seen my wife's taillights pulling out of the drive way and I knew it was clean jerk time.

by phatbulldog October 5, 2011

clean smoke

The term is an oxymoron used by cannabis smokers to refer to a bong toke or a hit off a water filtered device.

Hey, I was just about to enjoy some "clean smoke." Would you like to join?

by partyviking June 29, 2013

clean and steam

When someone shits on your chest in a circular motion

Hey dude i had the best clean and steam last night. It was so warm and soft.

by Dan.k May 8, 2014

Clean Wiper

When a shit comes out so cleanly no wipe is required

Guy 1: Well that was quick
Guy 2: Well it was a clean wiper

by CHEESECHODE April 2, 2015

clamaflage

Puss hair so thick and well blended that it totally conceals any and all parts of the Vagina.

She lost her bikini bottoms, but thankfully she had clamaflage

by Putzwagon September 15, 2016

clean my rope

When a girl gives a guy a handjob

Eddy looked at katie and asked, "can you clean my rope?"

by Chocolatethunder May 15, 2016

Clean

Cocaine that hasn't been stepped on.

I got some clean from this mexican last night, i was twacked like a bih !

by Mumble Mac January 28, 2017