Califia is a light skinned or redbone girl. She is the literal embodiment of a crack head. You can also refer to a Califia as a 'lil squirter' because her pussy squirts more than a water gun. The easiest way to get a Califia wet is to give her pasta , it will make her cream her pants. Lastly to go along with her super soaker cooch she is one horny mf. Legend says a Califia will beat her meat 10 times a day using her 20 different toys. She's also mutli layered somehow being a real ass half breed nigga and a big baby at the same time.
Damnnnnn that Califia is fine asf.
by Tugga17 April 24, 2022
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“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
“Nah she didn’t let me smash, but she did give me a gnarly California Catjob, it was phenomenal”
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The action of taking a wasted tinkle in a acquaintance’s room. A California Corner is not limited to just a intersection of a wall, it can also include urinating on a: carpet/hardwood floor, a bed frame, and various other house hold items…
California Corners are NOT usually performed out of spite or animosity, typically just out of intoxication and pure delusion.
California Corners are NOT usually performed out of spite or animosity, typically just out of intoxication and pure delusion.
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by Chad from Oakdale January 3, 2017
Get the oakdale california mug.One person shines light on male or female genitalia while fingering his or hers butthole while stretching there urethra.
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Get the the california lightbulb mug.A customary way that friends in Southern California leave events together: two or more people walk to one person's car, and that person drives everyone back to their cars.
The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).
The Southern California Goodbye is a response to lack of public transit in a region which is now literally over 14% parking lot (not counting freeways, which in Southern California are also effectively parking lots).
SoCal person A: Where did you park?
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.
SoCal person B: This side of the parking lot. You?
SoCal person A: That side of the parking lot.
SoCal person B: That's hella far. Southern California Goodbye?
SoCal person A: Thanks fam.
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