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Dusty Cactus

Any hole or object used to have intercourse (or masturbate with) that is very dry. Feels as though your penis is being harassed by a cactus. Often leads to chaffing and inevitable pain with possible blood loss.
That was one hell of a night, but her asshole is a dusty cactus.

She said to stick it in, so I did. We didn't have any lube for that Dusty Cactus. Owey

My cock is so raw that it's bleeding. Damn Dusty Cactus. I'm never doing anal again.
by ObviousDailyLingo May 8, 2016
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lady cactus

Have you ever scratched your lady cactus and gotten caught?
by LeiM0 June 6, 2016
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Portuguese Cactus

The act of sitting your vagina slowly onto a cactus and then pouring lemon juice into the open wounds
My favourite torture method it the Portuguese cactus
by YellowNiqqa March 4, 2017
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african cactus

Shoving both a penis and a dildo up someones ass
"YO DUDE! My mate just used the African Cactus on me"
by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017
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african cactus

Simultaneously shoving a dick and viabrater up a mans ass
"YO STEVE MY BOI HARLEY JUST AFRICAN CACTUS'D MY MOM"
by DICKYYOMAMA July 12, 2017
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senior cactus

The COOLEST superhero ever to exist. He is able to defeat one punch man one hit with his glorious attacks!!

Ps. Senior Cactus did not write this.
Guy1:Woah i want to be just like senior cactus when i grow up.
Guy2:shut up Timmy no one cares about you!
by Robot_454857375 July 11, 2017
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