CtrlAltDel

Sexcellent comic made by the almighty absath

CAD is teh supreme funneh.

by Anonymous November 6, 2003

CTA

(To) Cover Their Asses legally. Plural of CYA or Cover Your Ass.

The construction crew cut several fiber optic cables and later had their terms of service revised to legally CTA.

by onceinabluemoon February 6, 2015

ctfoastfu

Chill The Fuck Out And Shut The Fuck Up is what this means use it to tell someone who is acting up to do so.

Tom: "Oh my god finals are tomorrow, and im gunna fail the class if i get less than a 86!!
Rich: "Dude! CTFOASTFU

by bwallace22 July 9, 2010

CTC

Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Deliciously crunchy cereal squares with real cinnamon and sugar in EVERY BITE!

I just chomped down on a fatty bowl of CTC!

Hey man, hook me up with some CTC!

by BroFo;) December 2, 2010

Cttc

Cater to the clit. A saying to remind to not only focus on the vagina but also the clitoris.

M1: “Dude I just can’t get Sally off.”
M2: “Bro you gotta cttc”

by Geekuslover666 May 27, 2018

Cthuloops

The non-existent ruler of the whole interwebs and all that is knowledge. He fucks your mother in his sleep while Chuck Norris gargles his balls.

Did you see that glowing entity murder Jesus with his mind bullets? He was seriously Cthuloopsing it up.

by Georgie Pogsong August 1, 2010

ctfu

"Cut the fuck up"//about to show out or impress, shock ,people.

Girl I'm about to ctfu this summer, 💅🏾.

by Anonymous Person Definition June 6, 2017