Out of Closet Experience

An inadvertent gay movement. A gay accident. When a presumably strait individual slips and says or does something really gay.

Strait Dude: Ugh, my wife bought me these pants but they feel a little constricting.

Presumably Strait Dude: Yea, they make your ass look great. I wish my boyfriend would wear those.

Strait Dude: Wait, I thought you were married… to a woman.

Presumably (not any more) Strait Dude: Oops, that slipped. I just had an out of closet experience.

by SimpleKind of Man December 2, 2010

Closet case

A closet case is a person who denies their homosexuality. Either because they are young and haven't come to terms with their sexuality. Or they are famous and want to make money marketing themselves to the opposite sex.

There are five closet cases in the band one direction.

by Military milo March 1, 2017

close

1. To shut, deny entry or provide a barrier to
2. To be near to (proximity)
3. A game played on a table tennis table using two match boxes. The aim being to knock over the opponents box

1. Close the door
2. I will sit close to you
3. Break out the match boxes and lets have a game of close

by sneakyArab October 19, 2007

Close the Light

When someone is just not thinking and says, "Could you close the light?" When, as everyone knows, no one can close a light.

Dude, could you close the light?

by 48967927634mvyeriyt September 7, 2009

closet nigga

A white person who paints himself brown at night, masturbates to Janet Jackson at night, and claims to have taught Allen Iverson everything he knows.

Look at that closet nigga's Janet Jackson poster, it's getting whiter than he is!

by Lester S. Darfwat an\\\\\\\' Steinwell March 21, 2003

out of the closet

to go from sexual ambiguity to homosexuality

Dean came out of the closet.

by Santi the Sex God August 9, 2006

closey mccloserson

a person who parks too close to another person.

way to go, closey mccloserson. you almost scratched my car.

by jane February 18, 2005