clam pot

The opposite of a sausage fest... when the ratio of VAG is greater than the almighty PEEN.

Sally's mom and dad took her and all 8 of her sisters on a family trip to Disney Land... lets just say the trip was a total clam pot for sally's dad.

by psychovixen666 May 23, 2014

Clam Bark

When a body part other than your anus or vagina makes a fart sound. Not to be confused with queef or burp

(noun) Did you hear Brad's belly let out a clam bark when he was doing burpees?
(verb) Ted is really good at clam barking with his armpit.

by SlyFox August 1, 2014

Clam Convention

A social gathering in which the vast majority of the overall group are women resulting in an abundance of vaginal presence.

Sam: "Bro, we're the only guys at this party."
Brian: "It's definitely a clam convention."
Sam: "What's that?"
Brian: "When the V's severely outnumber the D's. Opposite of a sausage fest In other words, time to go fishing!"

by Kenipples November 1, 2014

clam exam

When a male checks out the downstairs/vagina of a female.

He was checking out her camel toe aka clam exam

by JoeCook February 11, 2015

clam steamer

A person or thing which a woman finds arousing or otherwise sexually appealing.

"Woah, that guy's a real clam steamer!"
"Mmm, she's really steaming my clam..."

by KevBakesClams May 13, 2015

clam dusting

When you finger a girl and then sniff the fingers to see if the girl is palatable.

My buddy Colin is clam dusting Julia to make sure the puss is ready for a good dive.

by James brown funk July 18, 2015

Clam handler

A gynecologist.

Hunny, this is going to be awkward for us both, but I'm filing for divorce unless you go to the clam handler and get that clitoris checked out.

by SossBoss March 14, 2016