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panic button

To have sex with a woman in the doggystyle position and pump your finger into her anus simultaneously.
While Travis was having sex with Vicky, he pressed the panic button.
by Oneleggedhomo May 24, 2006
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Button Smear

While haveing intercourse, the act of sticking your finger in a girls belly button and swooshing it around and smearing it on the top of the lip. the cousin of the dirty sanchez.
"man that button smear last night, smelled so amazing"
by LanaL October 5, 2006
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Buttons

Male kitten balls. Can also be used for teenage boy balls.
Your son got her pregnant? Cut his buttons off.
by Purr C. Kittenz October 24, 2019
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mute button

1. A nice way to tell someone to be quite or silent
I'm sick of arguing with you so just push your mute button already.
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Drunk button

A synonym for the "Cruise control" button in a car. The button that single-handedly makes it infinitely easier to get home after a night of excessive drinking by allowing the impaired driver to only focus on steering instead of accurate steering AND accurate speed.
Charlie Sheen: "Dude, I don't think I can drive home tonite, I'm just gonna pass out in the bathroom."

Me: "Charlie, just use the drunk button and you'll be pure win."

Charlie Sheen: "Great idea! High five?!!"

(I Blxmorph Charlie Sheen)

Me: "High fives are for fags!!"
by Mr. Rickboto October 10, 2009
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Slut Button

the lump that grows from wearing a sousaphone/tuba. Named as such because pressing it brings the bearer to their knees in front of you.
My slut button is sore today.
Please don't press my slut button!
by sousaplayer September 11, 2011
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Fuck The Like Button

When someone clicks the 'like" button on a YouTube video a dozen times.
Jerry Really Fucked The Like Button on that YouTube video.

Damn Jerry You Really Like to "Fuck The Like Button"!
by SavagesUseDogs_ March 10, 2011
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