busting a fiddy

The act of dumping a half-pound shit

I'm in the crapper busting a fiddy

by john crapper March 7, 2008

bust a bladder

to accidentally pee while jacking off

oscar the 8 ur old would bust a bladder and thoguht he was getting off.

by michael paradise July 20, 2006

busting miles

Rolling back the odometer to make a used car appear it has less miles than it actually does. In short...odometer fraud.

State inspectors discovered Wild Bill's Used Car dealership was busting miles on its cars to get more money than the cars were worth.

by Dan May 19, 2008

Busted monkey

A tore up va-jay-jay.

Gena has a busted monkey.

by Nikkilicious85 August 16, 2016

bust a nut

frustration, anger; a hyperbole used when in great displeasure.

If Jim doesn't show up to rehearsal today, I'm gonna bust a nut.

by teenangstbullshit May 6, 2018

Busted milk

Another name for jizzing your pants.

“Oh, excuse I just busted milk.”

by Sad fat dragon with no friends October 10, 2017

Hump busted

hump busted is catching two or more people in the process of busting each other's humps. Having sex gay straight or masturbating in a public place. Preferably while yelling "you've been hump busted!" Then running away.

I can hear these two guys gruntin in the men's room stall over there. I think I'm gonna bust they humps, throw open the door and let em know they've been hump busted.
~South Philadelphia Collins

by cdgnotparis July 17, 2018