“It’s the Bridge darling”, where the localcountry snobs jump in the river, walk for miles and then get sloshed in the village pubs whilst pretending to be country snobs. This place needs a ski lift just to get up the hills. It’s a big secret and the yokels don’t want you to know about it so stay away.
When a man inserts his thumb and middle finger into the vagina and anus of a woman and attempts to click his fingers. Used to determine the overall condition of a potential sexual partner’s pelvic floor.
I wasn’t sure, she was a bit old looking. But a quick biffins bridge rot test proved she was in good enough nick.