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Dark Brandon

A joke started by twitter users in early 2022, the joke was originally used ironically to make fun of conservatives skewed perception of biden, and to also make fun of the fact biden is more seen as a senile old man that doesn’t do anything. The meme takes inspiration from many 2020 attack ads which depict him as a reckless leftist who will destroy America . Although the meme was used ironically for most of its use, it seems as of recent biden has been more aggressive in his policy and remarks. The joke was also picked up by many mainstream news outlets (typically more right wing) which saw it as an attempt by leftist to make him look cooler.
person 1: hey, have you seen these dark brandon memes? they seem so stupid

person 2: dark brandon will rise, you are not safe from his reign!
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Brandon Lam

Truly, the most amazing person alive. His humor and good looks cannot be fathomed by the human mind. His sexual prowess is legendary and craved by all women. He is the man of all men. Jealousy may run through the blood of other men when their eyes are lain upon him, while lust from the eyes of the beautiful courses through their veins.
"Wow you look so Brandon Lam, today!"
"Gee, thanks!"

"Omg! That guy is so dreamy. He MUST be a Brandon Lam!"

"My boyfriend sucks!"
"Yeah, it's a shame he's not a Brandon Lam"
by blam1993 August 22, 2011
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Brandon Flowers

The vox/synth of The Killers(the most awesome band EVER!) and Brandon Flowers really adds a lot of oomph to the band with his ridiculous moves onstage and his extreame hotness. He's also a metro-sexual and is trying to bring back boat shoes!
That Brandon Flowers is such a hottie!
by moogoesthecow7 September 18, 2005
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Brandon Allstars

a really good cheerleading gym that has won worlds twice. known for being really ghetto and coaches are a little crazy because they think that it's okay to practice without air conditioning.
"did you hear brandon allstars music? it's so ghetto but they're going to win worlds so it's okay"
by cheerleader888 August 10, 2012
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Brandon Highschool

Known as jahari Whyms highschool is filled with Poe ass white girls who wear their forces so tight their blood circulation is cut off within second of the shoe being put on their feet and fake gang bangers, the football team absolutely fucking sucks the administration is worse than the football team and bitches be getting fucked during lunch
Y’all go to Brandon ? Y’all Brandon niggas different

Brandon Highschool: a top 10 highschool in Hillsborough county
by Peorekke June 13, 2020
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william brandon

The coolest guy you will ever meet. He has a very large meat and fucks a lot of bitches. He is the shit and girls want to masterbate when they see him.
that guy is totally a William brandon
by deron baker January 22, 2017
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Brandon-Goal

a goal in most games that should never possibly make it but somehow does.
What a Brandon-Goal
by snowboadrfreak6 September 7, 2016
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