Russian Bake Sale

Its when you bake bread, cookies or muffins using traditional Russian recipes then sell them to tourists.

Hey man, did you catch that awesome Russian Bake Sale downtown today? I bought a shitload of muffins!

by Flamo_the_Idiot_Boy October 12, 2012

changing at bakerloo

Never heard this expression before, but I'd just like to point out that there is NO station anywhere in the London Underground system by the name of 'Bakerloo'.

Therefore, I can only assume that the correct phrase is in fact 'Changing At Baker Street". As at Baker Street station it IS possible to change between the Hammersmith And City (pink) and Bakerloo (brown) lines.

Travel safely now...changing at bakerloo or anywhere else you might fancy

by Monkeybrains October 11, 2005

Chocolate Biscuit Baker

A person who vigorously avoids going to the bathroom when they're severely constipated. This person may go on for weeks without relieving themselves. Consequently, they pass gas through the duration of the day; mostly detected in tight office spaces, sickening co-workers.

Ben: I keep smelling this horrid odor. What is it?

Jeremy: I'm not sure. It's ungodly, though.

Ben: Look at Rutland. He keeps squirming in his seat. He's been doing it for hours.

Jeremy: Oh, that's right! He's a Chocolate Biscuit Baker, you didn't know? He stays constipated.

Ben: That's weird. Why not just go?

Jeremy: He's scared he'll blow his anus out like a blowout on a car tire.

by Mr. Rippenshtein February 24, 2011

bakerism

In reference to Baker Skateboards and their hardcore attitude on partying and skateboarding, bakerism can be defined as a general sense of surrealism, drunkeness and gnarliness. It is probably best exemplified by baker team member Dustin Dollin.

Grecs and Hermdizzle: two generations deep in Bakerism!

Dustin just took a shot of Jager and back 50ed that rail: pure Bakerism!!

by fhjfksdldfj November 8, 2007

Dusty Baker

(n.) One who understands Neifi's value to a ballclub, dude.

Quotes from Dusty Baker, dude:

"I don't have no boys. They're all my boys Neifi Perez . It's just like being parents. You try not to have any favorites. A lot of times your favorites are, at that time, who's doing the job."

"On-base percentage is great if you can score runs and do something with that on-base percentage," Baker said. "Clogging up the bases isn't that great to me. The problem we have to address more than anything is the home run problem."

"I was running lineups through my head, dude. I mean, we already got Neifi back and at the time we still had Jose Macias."

by KChiCubs October 15, 2006

hannah baker

Hannah Baker is a character from the tv series "Thirteen reasons why" who committed sucide.

My favourite character in thirteen reason why is Hannah Baker. I love how her character really showed people the effects of what your words can do to others

by Amazing1234444 April 13, 2017

Bakersfield

a large city filled with people who have too much town pride for the disgusting shithole they live in. the air can give you lung fungus, and females cannot walk five feet down Union street without being accosted by fat, horny Mexicans in search of a good time. the population continues to grow because of the plentifulness of weed and meth, bringing in at least ten immagrant drug addicts from LA everyday. it's unbearably hot in the summer because this is, indeed, hell, and bitingly cold in the winter because Satan is cheap and never pays the heating bill so PG&E gets pissed and shuts off the heat. if you should ever have the misfortune of coming here, stay far away from Oildale unless you wish to have you nostrils assaulted by the scent of weed and taco meat.

Girl: Hey we're in Bakersfield
Boy: Shit..... I always knew I was going to hell

by istabyoudie May 1, 2011