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Offensive Board

When a couple breaks up, but before anyone else can pick up the girl on the rebound, the same guy gets back together with her. The term comes from basketball, where an offensive board or offensive rebound prolongs a team's possession.
Man: I heard Katie and Mike broke up. Finally I can get Katie on the rebound, that fox.

Friend: Nope. Mike grabbed the offensive board and got right back with her.

Man: Curses! I'll box out next time.
by tripleovertime99 December 21, 2010
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Tram Boarding

A game of two or more people standing up on a running tram, without holding the bars or standing near the walls, competing to see who will be the last man to NOT keel over in their (short) journey.

In order to win, you must not:

1) Bend or fall over
2) Must not budge on your place due to the movement of the tram

3) Must not move, even if people are passing by (and giving dirty looks)
Let's play tram boarding! First one to keel over buys me a burger
by karlenohwhirl October 15, 2011
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Chalk Boarding

Doing lines of coke off the back of the chick you are doing doggy style, and watching porn at the same time.
"Hey man, what did you get up to on the weekend?" - "I went Chalk Boarding"
by Captain Gyno October 1, 2012
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poster board

A board that is used as display.
Satinderpreet used his poster board explain about being gay.
by Restux November 5, 2013
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roast board

When someone keeps a list of people they are going to roast and insults build up over time until they're ready to lash out
I'm putting you on my roast board bro
by Lul4299 January 21, 2016
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cork boarding

While engaging in the act of sex from behind and are about to cum fiercely into your partner, you announce loudly the cork is about to pop. Upon climax, you grab a cork from a wine bottle and strategically insert it into whatever orifice is gaping.
While intercoursing with my trick from behind, I thought it best to be cork boarding her/him/it at the same time.
by RRiveraLB April 10, 2016
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Cuban Board Walk

When you are tied down to a tree and someone in a diesel powered mini can and ties a toe cable to your testicles and drives away at 58 miles per hour
Man did you see what happened to Tom?

Yeah, he got a Cuban board Walk from the mafia
by Edgy2002 May 12, 2017
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