Blumpin

1. inspiring awe
2. very impressive

Last nights party was blumpin especially after that girl took her top off.

by x_0 April 23, 2009

Blumpkin Seed-Pie

The shit from a blumpkin cooked into pumpkin pie.

*Liam* Megan go grab my loaf from the toilet from our blumpkin, and make me a Blumpkin Seed-Pie bitch!

by LeakMastah413 October 13, 2009

Blumpkin Patch

A row of toilets in a seedy restroom on the side of a road where one could go to recieve a blumpkin!

Chris Rose went to the blumpkin patch to get a blumpkin.

by SCTLBTN August 10, 2010

phantom blumper

When you are getting some great head, from some young and dumb. You are about ready to climax, let out a nasty fart right in her face, cum in her mouth. Then you get up and leave, with a smirk on yer face. Call all your buddy's laugh about it over drinks...

Last halloween, Paul gave this dish rag whore a phantom blumper, and she liked it...

by DR. Greenthumb #1 January 16, 2009

blumpkin flippity flop

to give fellatio whilst deficating.

David got tired of the regular old blumpkin and started giving his partner a blumpkin flippity flop.

by Geoff West, David Jones, Stevin Williams, Curtis Chappell November 22, 2007

blumpies

The process of getting a blow job, while shitting. (usually into the toilet.)

The bich was nasty. went to take a shit and she gave me blumpies.

by lowlife801 October 25, 2008

Goblin Blumpkin

When a goblin women is giving a blumpkin and pushes the dude off and eats the poop.

Man: "so last night i met this chick i was so drunk and took her home. When i got home I had to take a poop so i made her suck my dick while i was pooping. Little did i know the beer wore off and she was really a goblin"
Other man: "DUDE YOU GOT A GOBLIN BLUMPKIN"

by xEmjayx October 19, 2008