Jet Black

One of five basic turd colors. A foul smelling turd or squirts that are dark black and rather loose in consistancy. Can often resemble coffee grounds. This is generally an unhealthy turd, as it could be an early indication of internal bleeding. Get your ass to a hospital.

Also see, Sweet Potatoe Orange, Mid-Night Brown, Jungle Green and Rutabaga Red.

Damn!!! I just sprayed the back of the crapper with a huge Jet Black, bigger than the BP oil spill.

After emitting a Jet Black he was admitted to the hospital.

by NCKnobster February 24, 2011

Black Juice

Coffee

Me: "Dude...I am so tired."

Dude: "Hit that Black Juice son!"

by Dengus August 28, 2014

black widower

A dude who's had a long list of marriages, only to have each of his consecutive wives die and/or disappear under questionable circumstances.

Aside from execution, the only sure way to stop a black widower from continuing his ghastly lifestyle is to have him marry a black widow. Further explanation unnecessary.

by QuacksO May 22, 2018

black vendetta

To kill someone with the intent to send them to hell.

Hamlet choses to kill his uncle later because he does not want him to go to heaven. He'd rather kill him when he is sinning so he would be sent to hell.

by Bill Beck May 3, 2005

Blacked The Anime

One of the worst "Animes" of all time. Began popularity on TikTok and the show looks like its from google slides lmao

Hey, Jack! Have you seen "Blacked The Anime"?
Yeah, it was terrible...

by A_l_e_k January 22, 2021

play it black

play it black
verb. (pla it blak)
1. to exist and be conscious
2. to perform well in a contest
3. to repeat an action (command)

That man needs to play it black in the race.

by Max I November 4, 2006

Black Snorkel

The act of tucking your dick back between your legs in such a way that when a girl fellates you, she's actually kneeling behind you with a face full of your ass.

Hunter's mustache made that black snorkel way too ticklish

by Seanster Monster December 16, 2007