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Skid-beef

Skid-beef, The junk meat U-Haul out of a butcher shop on a skid with a forklift dump in a dumpster. The contents are so foul that flies will not even regurgitate there biohazorous fluids on it.
For example; a ugly female that no one wants to fuck around with because her pussy looks like Skid-Beef; That nasty bitch right there is Skid -Beef; Nobody wants that it's Skid -Beef Unless your Freddy B he'll put that Skid-Beef on a plate and call it dinner.
by Oxbig January 30, 2021
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Beef bat

Her beef bat was flappin
by Polish bill February 5, 2021
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beef sigh

When you're going down on them beef flaps and gasp for air.
I was sucking that pusspuss but then my asthma kicked in and I had to sneak in a beef sigh like, damn son.
by HeyIsThatNice May 1, 2021
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R&Beef

R&B songs, especially made up R&B songs, that are full of comedy and jokes.

R&Beef originated from a game in Nick Cannon's Wild N' Out, which involves the red team and the black team having to battle to see who has the funniest R&B song. The song, also, has to be made up on the spot, based on the audience's suggestions.
They be wilin' out in the R&Beef game in Nick Cannon's Wild N' Out.
by Mr. Terrence L. Trezvant August 7, 2006
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beef curtains

n. 1 Loose and think labia majora that is caused by the repeated insertion of male genitalia and is characterized by the ability to flap in the wind. Beef curtains usually lead to a wicked camel toe even when the woman is wearing jeans.
n. 2 Drapery that is made from the meat of cows.
I thought you said she had beef curtains? Those weren't beef curtains. They weren't even flappin in the wind?
by Jimmy January 12, 2004
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Beef Curtains

A woman's long, dangling labia minora that hangs far beyond the outer vaginal lips. May cause camel toes or moose knuckes.
Wilma's beef curtains were so long that she could tie them in a knot.
by r0d December 28, 2005
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beef wellington

put on some welly boots, and visit a famous Yorkshire landmark and poo in a Yorkshire pudding to warm up.

Wearing your wellington boots you take along run up and kick your girlfriend/matron/stepmother/wet nurse/midwife etc. very hard in the crotch- attempt a toe poke in colloquial soccer terms- resulting in your welly clad foot being suitably embedded in her lady cake.

Beef Wellington!
During his inauguration, Barack Obama landed a Beef Wellington in Michelle's oval office.
by WedJorton June 4, 2010
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