beancooker

A pregnant white woman carrying a Mexican's baby.

Julio's girl got knocked up, vato!
Who...Maria?
No, it was Ashley.
Damn, shes a beancooker now!

by trenchnurse March 1, 2009

Bean-Farts

After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.

He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."

by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009

Bean Poppin’

Female masturbation. May also refer to two females that mutually fap each other to organic bliss or grind their beans in a hot, wet scissor.

Rachel and Ashley were bean poppin’ last night.

I could hear Rachel bean poppin’ in the bathtub.

by Eaton Holgoode May 3, 2018

Beane

am man who is about 6 foot tall and has a huge cock

girl: you are so a Beane
Beane:what did you expect

by misuire Beane May 23, 2018

Bean stain

Generally a scruffy bastard who likes to drink carling and shout rather than speak normally. Usually wearing unwashed white t shirts with various stains down the front including beans and gravy .
The average iq is roughly 85 and understanding them especially after 20 cans of carling is challenging especially when they deploy the bin man voice .
Their topics of conversation range from pints of carling how many birds they’ve ‘shagged’ and how hard they are .

Levels of bean stains range from corale beans to Heinz beans .

Look at that bean stain over there I wonder if ll be waking the neighbours up at 3am with is bin man voice

by Listenup94 August 26, 2019

Bean

A sweet nickname for either a close friend or partner. When someone is a bean they should be special to you, usually very sweet, kind, cuddly/snuggly, wholesome, funny person.

you must NOT call someone who is deep down unworthy of being a bean a bean, calling someone a bean is something completely special, and must not be miss used. a bean should be there for you, you should be there for each other. no matter how close or far away.

its also just a plus if they like beans UwU

you can also not call two people bean at the same time, it'll result in a faith alike cheating.

so beware on who is lucky and special enough to be called a bean.

awh.. they make me so happy, they're such a bean

by vodkalover360 April 10, 2021

bean spreaner

using ppbizon to spray some beans at the terrorists. hold w and only w

"I'm buying the bean spreaner this round. We automatically win"

by colognew December 5, 2021