talking to a brick wall 

Talking to a brick wall means that you are talking to someone who can't comprehend what the person is saying

I'm fr talking to a brick wall rn, nvm.

talking to a brick wall by Sabriiinaaa February 10, 2017

Millwall Brick 

The Millwall brick was discovered when police began to wonder why so many Millwall supporters were carrying copies of the broadsheet Times Newspaper.

Correctly folded it could be converted into a weapon that could punch a hole in a dry lining plasterboard wall.

I got my skull fractured by a Millwall Brick.

Millwall Brick by Festa May 17, 2006

Nut Brick 

A nut brick (also known as nut bricking) is a form of ejaculation onto someones face which in turn causes the impact of semen to make an individual feel as if hit with a brick.

*Boy ejaculates onto girls face*

Girl: "OUCH !"

Boy: "What ?"

Girl: "You totally just nut bricked me !"

Boy: "Sorry"

Nut Brick by DanElKushwiz April 23, 2011

black brick

Any of the several models of the ThinkPad laptop computer, manufactured first by IBM and later by Lenovo. So called because of its black color and simple rectilinear appearance. Regarded as efficient, reliable, sturdy for a laptop, and relatively economical. Ubiquitous in business.

My old Dell died, so I bought a basic black brick, a slightly used IBM T-41, and I'm happy with it. It's not hi-res, I wouldn't use it for anything fancy, like online gaming. But it works well with WiFi, it gets my work done quickly and smoothly with very little trouble, and it only cost me $500.

black brick by Leslie Doppler Hammond January 28, 2008

Thick As A Brick 

The definition of "masterpiece." Jethro Tull's definitive progressive rock concept album. The whole album is one 45-minute long song. The lyrics appear to have some deep hidden meaning on the surface, but delving deeper, they are actually satirical, done with Monty-Python style humor. The music is complex, seemless, moving, and is undefinable to just one genre.

The mainstream can go listen to their H.I.M., 50 Cent, beyonce, or my chemical romance. That's their choice (a choice that's "thick as a brick" indeed). I'll go listen to some REAL music... (puts on some Jethro Tull)

Thick As A Brick by Morningwood December 13, 2008

On the Brick 

Derived from "On the bricktop"~ Prison slang for back on the street, or more accurately in this case, the sidewalk.

This has been a long bid. I can't wait until I EOS, and get back on the brick.

On the Brick by Vitriolic X January 7, 2011

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick 

Having a fully erect penis, that is so hard and ready for sexy time, that it is totally capable of pounding even solid brick to smithereens.

Holy Shit! My dick is so hard I could lay a brick! That's right, I could literally pound the virginity out of a solid brick! So, anyway, what's your mom doing tonight?

My dick is so hard I could lay a brick by tonyfamous November 2, 2011