blade

the hottest fucking emo man known to man kind. I wanna rail him so fucking hard it’s not even funny. put me and him in a room together, and one of us will be coming out pregnant (it will NOT be me‼️‼️)

I wanna pull on blade’s pretty hair as i roughly pound his ass like there is no tomorrow.. I need him tied up on my bed, whimpering with streams of tears made of pleasure streaming down his face. I wanna fill him up with my load bro, he’s on my mind 24/7. I can’t control it, whenever I see him I start squealing and get on all fours.

A : “blade is so fucking hot I’m bouta bust⁉️”
B : “that’s so relatable :3”

by jingrenenjoyer October 16, 2023

blade my balls

a term used to ask to put a sex toy on your penis.

1: Hey, can you blade my balls?
2: Yeah dude, of course!
*toy sounds*
1: Ugh, it feels so good!

by anonymous person… November 7, 2023

Bladly

Cool funny or cool

That was so bladly dude

by L9 mafia boss member February 6, 2024

Bladimir

A money maker and gets all the girls but only wants one girl

Bladimir loves his girl, other girls wants him but rejects all for that one girl

by Disco_XR November 20, 2023

bladeinmypant1es

A 5’3, silly, loser girl , listens to Deftones, Pierce The Veil, Dystopia, Korn, The Smiths, The Cure, Odetari, Axxturel, Punkinloveee, MxMxM, Novely, Weezer, TV Girl, Cigarettes After Sex, Sisters Of Mercy, Glare, Slowdive, My Bloody Valentine, Violent Vira, Smashing Pumpkins, Snow strippers, Mitski, Alex G, Eyedress, Mac DeMarco, etc. Somewhat kinda artistic and idk wha else 🔥

Person: bladeinmypant1es is so real
Person 2: right

by Babykihlor November 20, 2023

bladwin

Bladwin is a term for someone you respect. Similar to Bruv or Fam. It's often used by Gang members to refer to eachother.

I'm going to the shops Bladwin, you want something?

What's up Bladwin! Been a hot minute since we been together Yo.

by Big-G-Bladwin March 3, 2024

bladelist

a list of people which you wanna punish

(or, in a manner of speaking, stick the knife into their bodies.)

this expression is similar to blacklist, but more bloody.

― why are you so nervous today?
― my neighbour infurated me again. i put him on my bladelist!

by Yung Snegr March 13, 2024