Bad biscuit

A bad biscuit is considered to be a bad bitch, or a bad biscuit. Michael if you see this, you are a bad biscuit love you bubby!!

“Be a part of the bad biscuit club”

“You are a bad biscuit”

“We are bad biscuits”

by bodakbiscuit April 26, 2019

You biscuit

South African slag originating from the south side of Johannesburg. Term of endearment which is usually used to compliment someone or something or show happiness towards a favourable result.

“You were able to get me tickets to the event! Thanks! You Biscuit!”

by Bulla 7 November 17, 2020

split faced wisker biscuit

n: A woman's vagina three days after shaving and showering.

Baby, your split faced wisker biscuit smells like a urinal full of roadkill.

by Tankesmaximus June 9, 2009

bubble butt biscuit

The name of the little submarine in Markiplier's video, SOMA Part 3. Possibly also something disgusting

He's my little bubble butt biscuit *grutural noises* I don't know what a bubble butt biscuit is but I'm not sure I want to know.

by JFox December 7, 2015

Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa

A game played by swingers. Woman lays down, whilst several men line up and take turns blindfolded (of course) to 'Dunk the biscuit in the cuppa'. Also known as putting their testicles in the woman's mouth which is full of warm untainted, delicious, scrumptious semen.

Hey Mike, are you up for a bit of dunk the biscuit in the cuppa tonight?

Did you hear about Mandy last night, she got dunked several times!

by SatansLittleLover69 September 20, 2019

two piece and a biscuit

when you hit a punk poo buddy ass neck runnin mutha fucka with a combo left jab right hook and then finish them off with a devastating blow to the body

Art Vandelay: hey what you doin talking to my bitch homeboy?
Crazy Joe Davola: what's it look like sucka. u wanna get fresh?
Art Vandelay: hows a two piece and a biscuit sound for yo azz?

by straight g nigga May 14, 2011

buttered whisker biscuit

The vaginal area of a woman who is heavily aroused and very, very wet. "Buttered" is added to the existing phrase whisker biscuit once it has reached a state of slippery wetness akin to that of something that has been buttered.

Yeah, I'm gonna get me a little of that ol' buttered whisker biscuit tonight!

by boerbabe May 27, 2006