The Great Australian Sausage

The move can be used when applying a bun as a sausage on the mans penis, the femal then proceeds to give the man a blowjob while eating the bun, going deeper and deeper until she eats all of the bun

"You hungry love?"
"Fuck yeh"
"Want to give The Great Australian Sausage a go?"

The Great Australian Sausage by Anal4lyf December 3, 2015

Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ? 

A chef named Asm Mohiuddin (Simon) has created a new style of fast food with a different dynamic which is now knowns as "Australian Style Fast Food"
by using some rare Australian herbs and combining over 120 different counries spices and brought a flavour that is unique in the World.

After 233 years now Millions of Australians have something to be proud of. Now Aussies dont need to scratch their head when someone ask "what is Australian Style Fast food ?!"

now the Answer is - "Simon says Burger is the Forefather of Australian Styel Fast food.

Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ?
- Chef simon from perth , western australia , owner of the fast food brand - Simon says Burger.

Who has introudced the Australian Style Fast food to the World ? by #Simonsaysburger January 22, 2022

The Great Australian Bite 

*The Great Australian Bite* is a manoeuver employed when an uneducated woman or man gives you the cheese grater and then shaves off a chunk of skin and tissue after felatio possibly even causing a rift between time and space itself and decapitating the tip off the member leaving the namesake from our beloved region between Tasmania and the mainland to have been dubbed it's etymological origin. Such a manoeuver was actually employed by most English female convicts when a ship would lurch on the Tasman and she was sucking penis at the same time

In the following edict witness what the Great Australian Bite is all about and who typically would conduct such activities on a ship travelling across the waves

Person
Nancy go easy on me since we're on this ship and in the gallows stinky toilet ok?

Nancy
Nancy ignores words and launches into a full scale attack on the dick causing in its wake a goodly sum of skin and penile tissue to be removed from unknown mans fallice

Person
It's like you're getting stuck between Tassy and Melbourne here, oh no, please stop, it's killing me...

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Nancy will continue until the *Great Australian Bite* has been correctly executed and the head of the penis has been either mutilated or decapitated completely

Ocean:

Bubble bubble bubble

Fish:

Yummo some dickhead to swallow

World:

Sighs with relief for fewer convicts to deal with

The Great Australian Bite by NunceBolger February 26, 2022

that one mad Australian guy in cod 

he said: Do you honestly think you're fucking funny, fucking with my friends? Seriously, you're a fucking ugly little cunt mate, and if I ever see you i'm gunna slit your fucking face wide open yeh? You're a fucking angry little fucking spastic.

that one mad Australian guy in cod says toxic shit

that one mad Australian guy in cod by wsdfibg;ewrgewiluyy August 1, 2023

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian 

It's in the name.

me: yo bro u just became a big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian
jake: wtf
bob: bob

big fat austrailian man with big dih who just shat himself and became a nigerian by Some random dude :D October 1, 2025