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Crapped Ass

When one is inebriated to the point where they lose control of their bowels and defecate themselves.
"Dude you are such a crapped ass."
by Conorwonor March 14, 2010
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hawkin an ass

when one has sex with an ass titty-fuck stlyle
yo bro, she wouldnt let me put it in her pooper so i ended up just hawkin an ass
by c_drizzle November 14, 2010
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data ass

You tried to type dat ass but autocorrect ruined your life again...........
"Lookit data ass!"
"Man, I wanna git meh sum data ass...."
by Frostid Flaeks February 16, 2015
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ass fact

A stated opinion that isn't true. Rather, just pulled out of the ass. When an ass fact is stated, one has the right to call "ass fact" on the person who delivers the untrue statement.
Mike said, "avocados are high in cholesterol" Bill called "ass fact" on Mike. Plants do not contain cholesterol.
by DutchRub February 20, 2010
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Warm ass

The act of placing your ass against a hot surface in order to heat it up.
-Hey, why are you always standing by the radiator?

-I'm just getting some warm ass.
by Warmazz December 12, 2022
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perv ass

a male, often middle-aged or older, who continually harasses uninterested persons. they are often shunned by peers and not invited to gatherings, as it is known they will piss everyone off, by trying to screw every woman in sight, even if their spouse is present. the true perv ass will not take no for an answer, even if told NO in a very direct way. a perv ass will sexually harass every woman they can, often for many years in hopes that she will eventually break down. They are totally shameless and will do outrageous shit, like exposing themselves to everyone including children. They will apologize later, blaming it on their drinking. Castration may be the only cure!
Bucky and Sai are such perv asses they are always coming on to me, even though I have told them NO NEVER, a million times. Bucky even comes on to me in front of my mother, and they have been together for 15 years. YUCK! FUCKING GROSS!
by pussycontrol November 16, 2009
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Ass Broth

Ass sweat that forms in the crack and trickles down to the taint. Has a distinct assy/vinegary funk.
Rachel said she just could rim me last night. Said the ass broth was more than she could handle. Guess I should have showered first.
by Eaton Holgoode March 22, 2017
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