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Colombian Alarm Clock

When you drink yourself silly, meet a local for the night and be woke up in the morning by her yelling “baby baby baby” pointing at the shit mess you made while passed out. Literally shit the bed.
Austin: I woke early thanks to the Colombian Alarm Clock!

Matt: yo that’s so gross! Funny but gross!
by Arb Guy December 10, 2024
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William Alary

by William Alary January 15, 2025
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Filipina Alarm Clock

When a Filipina wakes you up with a blowjob early in the morning.
Person 1: "I'm planning on meeting you at the gym tomorrow at 6AM. Are you sure you'll make it?"
Person 2: "Don't worry, I've got a Filipina Alarm Clock."
by Smart Girl Philippines February 2, 2026
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Amish alarm clock

Getting so fucked up that you pass out and your buddies make a farm animal shit on your head.
Dan got so smashed that we had a cow give him an Amish alarm clock.
by Ďëřpďèřp August 26, 2025
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501 Alarm

501 alarm
(adj./noun)
A slang term for someone acting so dangerously chaotic, loud, or obviously unhinged that they’re basically guaranteed to get the authorities called on them. A “501 alarm” person is operating at a level of behavior that’s past “wild,” past “crackhead energy,” and deep into “you’re about to go to jail or get involuntarily hospitalized” territory.
“There was this man on the corner acting so erratic and cracked-out that he turned into a full 501 alarm.”

“What happened?”

“He started throwing rocks at people’s cars as they drove by — caused so much attention that the cops pulled up and scooped his ass instantly.”
by Belladumbee December 7, 2025
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faulty fire alarm

It's when you start climaxing but stops because you realise its not real cum but just piss
"Oh God here I come"- Matty B
"OH never mind it's a faulty fire alarm"-Miles
by ;okj;o ;oj ;okj December 13, 2016
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