eyeball aids

eyeball aids is when something is SO bad it feels like you've been fucked in the eyeballs by a person with AIDS. Then giving you aids whenever you have to look at something.

"bro that shit you made me watch literally gave me eyeball aids."

by apkibum November 13, 2019

Penis aids

Penis aids is when a man fucks a dog

Guys luke fucked his dog so he has penis aids

by anonymous December 16, 2020

Hearing AIDS

A condition of poor hearing and probably AIDS, hence hearing AIDS

Wokesexuals who support drag queen shows for kids can't hear criticism because they have Hearing AIDS.

by entonces_taco August 7, 2022

Bag o' Aids

A bag that contains things that may or may not be AIDS related. But they sure look like they do.

Caleb: Dude! I got a Bag o' AIDS!
John: Ugh! Get that shit away from me!

by Gibberishy December 8, 2010

Your nan has aids

A phrase commonly used by someone that is out of things to say

Your nan has aids

by BigDJShag69 October 13, 2020

aids

Good supplies often consisting of bags of rice and medical equipment sent over to skint countries, by richer countries...

Also however, a tragic life-shortening viral illness- mainly retracted through sexual intercourse (common amongst those found in the skint countries mentioned above, and also with partakers of Fruity Bum-love!)

The problem lies with charity people and politicians in distinguishing clearly which one they mean...

Charity man: Godammit! That Oxfham reckon they know how to give out good aids!? We're flying out to Uganda tomorrow and we'll give them AIDS like they've never had before!!
Trainee: But Sir! Wouldn't that just be wrong!? And anyway... I'm a virgin- i have no aids to share.

by Sami M May 11, 2006

AIDS

AIDS is an acronym for a medical condition known as "Asshole Invaders Death Syndrome." The condition is fatal, and is typically spread through anus to penis contact. Broadway musicals, Chrysler PT Cruisers, and lisping have also been linked to the disease. Symptoms of the illness include death. While there is currently no cure, the "Spread It If You Get It" (SIIYGI) movement has become increasingly popular in African populations.

Joe: Hey Jim, I bet if Africa had oil, people would give a shit about the AIDS epidemic there.

Jim: Yeah.

by Dr. Allen Grant, Ph.D. December 17, 2008