Hearing aid

The hearing aid is when you take your erectiled dick and stick it in ur partners ear and bust a nut in there ear, causing your sperm to hang from there ear. Then u stick a cotton ball in the ear then fart on it till it hardens creating earwaxs. THen just start YELLING at the person.

I totally gave my girl a hearing aid last night.

by Agonzizzle January 13, 2008

Kool-Aid

Colored form of crack.

Look at that druggie down that street snorting up that kool-aid.

by Nitrofuel April 8, 2006

Band-Aid

A hardcore follower of a band, commonly referred to as a groupie.

Band Member: Get these fucking Band-Aids away from me. If I wanted a crackwhore bitch, I'd go visit the sorostitutes at UW-Whitewater.

by Noah Steiner April 18, 2004

Apple Aids

A popular mixed drink consisting of apple cider and Goldschläger.

Some girl gave me apple aids at a party; it was amazing.

by Frederick Pompernickelson August 9, 2010

Car AIDS

Used to discribe a car that is simply nasty and you would not want to go near let alone sit in/drive. A car so bad that you think you could catch AIDS from it if you get to close...

Why would you buy that heap, it has car AIDS.

I don't want a lift from him, his car is AIDS.

Don't get a lift with him you might catch AIDS...
What?
His car is AIDS.

by ColdFire3000 May 12, 2010

Rite-AIDS

A popular store that supplies in your daily need of AIDS and anything AID worthy including:

-Your grandpas dentures
-a gallon of african kid blood
-a used tooth brush
-a crack needle with a significant amount of blood
-a camel nut
-a dead goldfish
-A gallon of bleach
And a tumor from a cancer patient

Man: Dude i have AIDS
Man 2:Well lets go get you some stuff from Rite-AIDS

by Mr.werbenjagermanjensen jr April 20, 2018

kool aid

A good pop substitute.

I like orange, cherry, lemon, or grape kool-aid

by Saints November 4, 2003